What makes you think I like “BLACK”?
For the record - my favorite color is “INDIGO” 🥰
NOT(!) Ndigbo - my Igbo brothers and sisters should tread softly OK, sensitive pronunciation here please! 😋😂
What’s the deal with everybody screaming “BLACK”, “BLACK”, “BLACK”?
“Black Lives Matter”, “BLM” what’s that?
Are you telling me that some groups of people might soon start chanting?
“PURPLE Lives Matter” or;
“MAGENTA Lives Matter” or;
“CYAN Lives Matter”?
Really? I Googled and guess what? I found out that the counter-movement is called “BLUE Lives Matter”.
I don’t get it, how do these things work?
After reflection, I came to the conclusion that probably, this is a great indicator that so many people might have missed the color identification classes as teenagers! 😋😂
But we will fix it OK! or what do you expect? ☺️
We shouldn’t have adults struggling with the problem of colors.
Lets deep dive into the roots
I guess this will also be a great opportunity to call the attention of primary and secondary schools proprietors in Nigeria to double-check these concerns on their curriculum.
Anyways BREAKING NEWS!
I figured one (1) of the major bottlenecks hindering few schools in Nigeria to on-board the FREE G Suite for Education – I mean to qualify, is online visibility for example: A school should have a functional website.
So, I have built comprehensive FREE screencast videos that can support schools in Nigeria 100% FREE titled:
“How to Build a FREE Website for your School in 45 Minutes”
Of-course, using Google Sites!
Here are the Video Links on YouTube:
(1) Introduction and Overview of Sites https://youtu.be/ch40P2RJDIg
(2) Home Page
(a) Log into your School’s Google Account and Launch Google Sites https://youtu.be/zokPqCJd330
(b) Home Page Partitioned into 3 Sections https://youtu.be/2YXHDGtCvzQ
(c) Home Page - Top Section https://youtu.be/3JL3K9X1NRI
(d) Home Page - Middle Section https://youtu.be/B9oaQHCHV3c
(e) Home Page - Lower Section https://youtu.be/j_NcrZnbSkw
(3) Menu, About Page, Links https://youtu.be/UYdoHyELvBo
(4) Academic Calendar https://youtu.be/Zp4j5zT3HY0
(5) Contact Page https://youtu.be/MRaI6XfaIWk
(a) How to verify your School on Google My Business https://youtu.be/Poktr5tlL1M
(b) How to verify your School on Google My Business https://youtu.be/4yp3bLN9dDQ
(6) Publishing your School’s Website https://youtu.be/QxkzFKSsZrE
(7) Analytics https://youtu.be/Tpm0ZjStq64
(8) Custom URL & URL Path for Submission https://youtu.be/Sk4ztfWq8QA
(9) Double-Check Everything **
(10) Admission Application Form (Video Not Yet Available)
(11) Sale of Admission Forms Online using PayStack (Video Not Yet Available)
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Resources and Assets:
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§ Pictures Folder https://bit.ly/school45m
§ Social Media Icons Folder https://bit.ly/school45m
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Other Resources:
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§ ASNE 2020 Virtual Conference https://youtu.be/nh_c4qyyU9Y
§ How to Set Up G Suite for Education https://youtu.be/zpInm7eaCtU
§ The Difference between Google Classroom and G Suite for Education https://youtu.be/KxWKOMV6bVk
And Yes!
A gift from the cute “BLACK” man! 😋😂 Wait, I have changed that color – I am now “INDIGO”. 😋😂
For the record, it’s now the cute “INDIGO” man. 😋😂
Just call me “BLACK” and watch me paint you into “PURPLE” or “PINK” at least the color has to be dramatic and humorous. 😋😂
And for those who might be thinking, this “INDIGO” Ade is going NUTS! 😋😂
Why will you be doing this?
Is it not obvious that people will no longer see any reason to patronize our website design business(es)?
Let me help you solve your problem(s) as you’re learning how to dance #Merengue:
Step 1: Go in front of a big mirror.
Step 2: Take a deep breath and look at yourself in the mirror.
Step 3: Make sure you are 100% focused gazing at yourself in the mirror.
Step 4: Recite this statement below:
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Who did this to me? (x2) En!
You mean in a country of over 200 million people, I am still angry at someone that has decided to help schools who cannot afford or build websites?
And not like these schools have called me in the past before oh!
Basically, I have accepted the notion of reality that because Coca-Cola is giving its products for FREE, Pepsi-Cola CANNOT or CAN NEVER make sales?
Who did this to me? (x2) En!
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Wait, why did I even use two (2) “BLACK” soft drinks to illustrate? 😋😂
FLASH NEWS: I suspect those your village people are no longer operating from the village in your unique scenario.
They might be operating from Mars! And I guess Elon Musk must have helped them get there! 😋😂
The truth is that, we are not so sure when schools are coming “BACK” or are still currently globally “BLACK”.
I deliberately ensured the pictures were very colorful, so as to solve the mystery of that color challenge that has also plagued the planet recently.
So Why “INDIGO”?
I heard this joke that has stuck with me for some time now, its reads:
“When God saw the first BLACK man he created, he said Oops! I burnt this one!” 😋😂
I installed “INDIGO” immediately, completed the Chrome updates and switched to the Theme!
And I have been seeing other people also chanting this wit:
“I Didn't Choose To Be Black I Just Got Lucky”
Guys! Cut the Crappy Crap!
INDIGO Ade knows the TRUE STORY! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰💖
Many Thanks! & #KeepWearingGreatMasksThatMatter
CONNECT . INFORM . INSPIRE 🙏🥰
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