Interviewing Hunger: Your Relentless Life Coach

Interviewing Hunger: Your Relentless Life Coach

Scene: You’re seated at a desk, flipping through résumés. The door creaks open, and in walks Hunger, confident, unapologetic, and determined. It’s here for an interview—applying for the job of your life coach.

You: ("Adjusting your glasses, looking over a résumé") “So, Hunger, you’re here applying to be my life coach, huh? Why do you think you’re the right fit for the job?”

Hunger: ("Leaning back in the chair, arms crossed") “Oh, I’m more than qualified. Let’s be real—you’ve known me for years. Every time you hit a low, I was there, pushing you forward. Need proof? Check my references: Entrepreneurs, athletes, artists... They all got to the top with me hanging around.”

You: “Hmm, interesting. But let’s be honest, your reputation isn’t exactly... pleasant. Most people seem to avoid you.”

Hunger: ("Smirks") “Sure, they try to avoid me, but they always come back. See, I’m not here to make life easy—I’m here to make you better. You don’t hire a coach to tell you everything’s fine. You hire one to kick your butt when you’re slacking. That’s me. I’m the one who shows up and makes sure you don’t get too comfortable.”

You: “I see. But some say you're kind of... harsh.”

Hunger: ("Nods confidently") “Guilty as charged. I’m direct. No sugarcoating here. You know when I’m around, because I make you feel it—in your gut, in your mind, in your soul. I don’t take no for an answer, and I definitely don’t care about your excuses. Comfort zones? They bore me.”

You: ("Raises an eyebrow") “Okay, but what would you say are your core strengths?”

Hunger: ("Leans forward, pointing at you") “You really want to know? I’ve got three: Persistence, Creativity, and Drive. Persistence—because I don’t leave until you’ve done what needs to be done. Creativity—because when you’re backed into a corner, I force you to think differently. Drive—because I make you get off the couch and chase those goals. When I’m around, you don’t get to coast.”

You: ("Nods, scribbling down notes") “Hmm, that does sound useful. But what about my comfort? My well-being? How do you balance being a tough coach without burning me out?”

Hunger: ("Grins") “Look, comfort is overrated. Comfort doesn’t build empires, my friend. You ever hear of someone revolutionizing the world from their comfort zone? Didn’t think so. I’m here to remind you that growth happens in discomfort. Sure, it’s a little uncomfortable at first, but trust me, I’ve never left anyone stranded. The stronger you get, the less you’ll fear me.”

You: “But, isn't there a risk? I mean, what if I get overwhelmed by you?”

Hunger: ("Shrugs") “Hey, I don’t claim to be the softest approach. But here’s the thing—most people already are overwhelmed, just in different ways. I give them a focus, a target to aim at. If you can turn me into your ally instead of your enemy, I’ll make you unstoppable. Besides, I’ve worked with plenty of successful people, and they all thank me in the end.”

You: ("Tilts head") “Can you give me some examples?”

Hunger: ("Rattles off names like an agent listing their celebrity clients") “Oh, sure. Let’s see... Steve Jobs? Yeah, he knew me well—built an empire while I hung out in the background. Oprah? She and I are tight. From humble beginnings to a media mogul. Elon Musk? We go way back—he keeps pushing, because I’m always reminding him there’s more to do. I don’t just knock on doors. I smash them open.”

You: “Okay, you’ve got a good résumé. But I need to know—what do you offer that other coaches don’t?”

Hunger: ("Puts hands on the desk, leaning in") “Simple: I’m always there. Coaches come and go. Motivation fades. Inspiration takes vacations. But me? I stick with you. Whether you like it or not, I’m never going away. When everything else lets you down, I’ll still be right there, nudging you to keep going.”

You: ("Pauses, considering") “Alright, but what’s your biggest weakness?”

Hunger: ("Smirks, leans back") “Weakness? If I had to pick one, I’d say... I’m relentless. Some people think I’m a little too much. But I say, if you can handle me, you can handle anything. I don’t quit. You might take a break, but I’m always right outside the door, waiting. Call it what you will, but that’s my style. You can hate me, but you can’t deny that I get results.”

You: ("Nods, impressed") “Well, Hunger, you’ve definitely made your case. You’ve got persistence, you challenge me, and you don’t sugarcoat things. I’m not sure how I feel about always having you around, though...”

Hunger: ("Laughs, getting up from the chair") “Oh, trust me, you’ll feel stronger than you ever thought possible with me by your side. And if you ever need a reminder that you can do more, I’ll be right there. Whether you like it or not, I’m hired.”

You: ("Sighs, but with a smile") “Looks like you’ve got the job, Hunger. I’ll just have to get used to you.”

Hunger: ("Grins, walking toward the door") “Good call. Now let’s get to work. We’ve got goals to crush.”

Aderogba Otunla, Ph.D.